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Post by ROLOHOTWHEELS on Nov 5, 2007 8:09:51 GMT -5
This morning on the freeway > I looked over to my left and there was a > Woman > In a brand new > Top of the range BMW > Doing 65 mph > With her > Face up next to her > Rear view mirror > Putting on her eyeliner. > I looked away > For a couple seconds > And when I looked back she was > Halfway over in my lane, > Still working on that Makeup. > As a man, > I don't scare easily. > But she scared me so much; > I dropped > My electric shaver, > Which knocked > The donut > Out of my other hand. > In all > The confusion of trying > To straighten out the car > Using my knees against > The steering wheel, > It knocked > My cell phone > Away from my ear > Which fell > Into the coffee > Between my legs, > Splashed, > And burned > Big Jim and the Twins, > Ruined the d**n phone, > Soaked my trousers, > And disconnected an > Important call. > d**n women drivers!!
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Post by drseuss on Dec 5, 2007 0:18:27 GMT -5
ANONYMOUS POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
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